Gentle Thoughts For Today (^_^)

Birds of a feather flock together - and crap on your car..

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When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

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A penny saved is a government oversight.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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He who hesitates is probably right.

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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

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If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

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For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

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And my favorite one:Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"together it spells "Theirs."